Lottery for Dummies

Rigged state lotteries alone prove that the illuminati TOTALLY control government, "opposition" and media in the US and EU

March 8, 2007

Illuminati MEGA jokes playing the lottery - warning this is NOT a joke

While playing lottery with their sheeple, the illuminati tell them jokes about how they fool them. In particular when they litterally play lottery to fool them with the state lottery jackpot, they make three basic types of jokes:
- about the lottery drawings trick;
- about the probabilities of winning the jackpot;
- about the lucky jackpot "winners".

Below some examples of the joke of the day illustrating these three types. My comments about the  Joke of the day for March 7th 2007, which was about the time required to find out how many got the jackpot:
Results 1 - 6 of about 7 for how government lottery fraud mattmarriott. (0.22 seconds) from a few billion pages... ASCII, not bitmaps... each one in average a few times larger than a few dozen bits...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=how+government+lottery+fraud+mattmarriott
A bit: 0 or 1; or the difference between the official story (odds of winning the MEGA Jackpot being 1 in 176 million) and the real story (odds of winning the MEGA Jackpot being 0).

Joke of the day for March 7th 2007 - about the trick, in this case how long it takes to get a key that nobody used
At least two people hold winning tickets for the world's largest-ever lottery jackpot of 370 million dollars, a sum that ballooned over 15 drawings with no winner.
The winning combination of 16-22-29-39-42 and the mega ball number 20 was recorded on two tickets purchased in Georgia and New Jersey, a statement on the Mega Millions website said Wednesday. The holders have not yet been identified.
Final results were not yet available due to "the unprecedented number of Mega Millions tickets purchased for the Tuesday" drawing, the officials said.
www.playfuls.com (archived)

Joke of the day for April 03, 2007 - about the probabilities
Manitoba woman wins $1-million jackpot again, National Post
The odds of winning a lottery are high, but what are the odds of winning more than once?
A Manitoba woman must be exceptionally lucky. Phyllis Thomas of Peguis has scored her second million-dollar prize from the Western Canada Lottery Corporation. Ms. Thomas won her first million dollar jackpot in March 2005.

Joke of the day for November 23, 2004 - about the "winners"

A former parking-garage attendant, Juan Rodriguez bought the ticket for the Nov. 19 2004 Mega Millions drawing just two days after declaring bankruptcy. He had a slew of creditors and only 78 cents in the bank.
Added to the joke, December 6, 2004: "The wife of Mega Millionaire Juan Rodriguez has filed for divorce, demanding her slice of the $149 million jackpot even before the check has been cut to her hubby. That would amount to nearly $30 million, since Juan, who opted for a lump-sum payout, will get about $60 million after taxes."

Note added 2008: "Sex offender wins $57 million lottery jackpot", a joke of type  "about the winner", used to pass to the human cattle the messages: "Sexual crimes pay!" while  mocking how far the illuminati go telling openly to the cattle how they are fooled,
http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com/2008/06/raping-lottery-jackpot-sexual-crimes.html

In Forums: goldismoney.info -- reposts:  forums.armageddononline.org --- breakfornews.com -- sciforums.com

Did you take a basic statistics course? Then here is your chance to write History (LOTTERY - MEGA MILLIONS and EUROMILLIONS)

What are the odds of winning the MEGA MILLIONS Jackpot?
Did you take a basic statistics course? Then you know that you only need to multiply a few times to get the answer: 1 in 175,711,536.

What are the odds of a MEGA MILLIONS or EuroMillions Jackpot rollover n times in a row?

What were the odds of the $390 million Jackpot, shared by the "Georgia truck driver" and "somebody else"?
Or in other words: what are the odds of an Advertised Annuity Jackpot of $XXX million, which
- required a jackpot rollover n times in a row, and
- had for each of those n draws an effective sales volume of Vn?

All the parameters are known, i.e.
- the odds of winning the MEGA MILLIONS Jackpot: 1 in 176 million;
- the price for each bet;
- the official sales history, draw after draw, until the record Advertised Annuity Jackpot of $390 million.Note that for this calculation you don't even have to know the distribution of the revenue from those bets, in particular which percent goes to the jackpot.

So it should be peanuts for you to calculate what are the odds that the Jackpot could reach that sum, i.e. that week after week nobody got the right combination.
Besides having to multiply a few times, the only additional thing is to use a statistical distribution function that reflects lottery bets, say the Poisson distribution.

It was never as easy to enter History - all you need is to input data into the calculator
Matt Marriott claims that this computation alone immediately proves that MEGA MILLIONS is rigged (the same for Euromillions, where the maximum number of weeks of a jackpot rollover, i.e. a draw without a jackpot winner, happened several times in the last two years), i.e. that what he explained in 2004 as first and a couple of years later also as only one, really happens each week:
- a combination Cx that nobody did is picked up from the computer database that stores all the bets,
- after which a video tape is produced with background music suggesting continuity,
- while in fact that video tape is an assemblage of cuts suggesting that the balls for Cx are being drawn.

So here is your chance to enter History by being the first to prove Matt Marriott wrong. Prove that our Lotteries are not rigged! Go for it!

We at the State Lottery can't give you a jackpot, but you can count on as many X dollars as those 1 in X odds! Be another lucky "Georgia truck driver"!

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This just in:
From: the Illuminati
To: Our End Times Prophet
Subject: Include
Since this is your first article that does not mention us, please append this to it:

We, at the Illuminati pyramid, strongly support this message from the State Lottery.
Do the computation and enter History by being the first to prove Matt Marriott wrong. Prove that End Times Reductionism and all that blah blah about total brainwash and total control is not science!
Prove that we don't exist! Go for it!

In Forums http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=64593

December 16, 2004

Government Jackpot Lottery Fraud - exposed first time by Matt Marriott, Nov. 23, 2004

November 23, 2004, as I exposed "Juan Rodriguez", incredibly I also realised, by looking in the web, that there was NOT ONE page that explains the underlying mechanism of fraud: how the goverment takes the big jackpots - till the last cent.
Although there are probably more than one billion people playing lottery around the world, one simple trick explains why all major lotteries in Illuminatziland are now rigged. The only major  exception is El Gordo in Spain,with public and not computerized drawings, thanks to tradition of the last 190 years, with children from the same school drawing the balls live in front of a large audience.

I had never checked the web before to see if there was a page exposing it, because I was 99% sure that it was the case.
Once again I underestimated the current degree of brain wash ...

The specialists were also not able or willing to use the hints to find the trick:
State lottery - government fraud exposed, January*6,*2005
http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/104853.htm?p=1

The two tricks - the right numbers and the "winners" - are explained in the link I gave in that thread, the same given above:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread100036/pg1
-- archive

The right jackpot numbers
The key is, like for the core lie of 9/11, computers. From page 1:
Congratulations. You took the right path for the first step of the fraud.

Step 1 - After the computer scanned all the paper, all combinations choosen are known.
The hints for Steps 2 and 3 are given in page 3. Again the only reason why people don't realise it, is, like with CNN and the inserted plane, the failure to understand that ALL mass media is controlled by the same people:
"Check the similarities with another great hoax - how the government made people believe that two airliners impacted the WTC towers.
And keep in mind that this hoax is staged weekly, and as I pointed out before, it is still shown "live" on TV, in some countries..."
Step 2 - Using previously recorded thousands of cuts of each ball exiting the tubes, a video sequence is quickly put together, for a combination that NOBODY selected. Background music suggests it is uninterrupted.
Step 3 - the video tape is broadcasted in TV as "live" drawings.

The "winners"
The "winners" - are explained in the first post of page 2:
Of course part of staging the fraud includes from times to times giving a face to a jackpot winner.
Since the media is totally controlled by the goverment, there is no risk that the "winner" will be exposed as an actor.
The "story" of "Juan Rodríguez" ($149 Million Lottery Winner Had Just 78 Cents in Bank) is the ultimate example to show that the government can tell ANYTHING about the "winner".

Referenced in:
BIG LIE technique - verifiability - Einstein's genius and computerized state lottery drawings
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=45446

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