Rigged state lotteries alone prove that the illuminati TOTALLY control government, "opposition" and media in the US and EU

March 8, 2007

Illuminati MEGA jokes playing the lottery - warning this is NOT a joke

While playing lottery with their sheeple, the illuminati tell them jokes about how they fool them. In particular when they litterally play lottery to fool them with the state lottery jackpot, they make three basic types of jokes:
- about the lottery drawings trick;
- about the probabilities of winning the jackpot;
- about the lucky jackpot "winners".

Below some examples of the joke of the day illustrating these three types. My comments about the  Joke of the day for March 7th 2007, which was about the time required to find out how many got the jackpot:
Results 1 - 6 of about 7 for how government lottery fraud mattmarriott. (0.22 seconds) from a few billion pages... ASCII, not bitmaps... each one in average a few times larger than a few dozen bits...
A bit: 0 or 1; or the difference between the official story (odds of winning the MEGA Jackpot being 1 in 176 million) and the real story (odds of winning the MEGA Jackpot being 0).

Joke of the day for March 7th 2007 - about the trick, in this case how long it takes to get a key that nobody used
At least two people hold winning tickets for the world's largest-ever lottery jackpot of 370 million dollars, a sum that ballooned over 15 drawings with no winner.
The winning combination of 16-22-29-39-42 and the mega ball number 20 was recorded on two tickets purchased in Georgia and New Jersey, a statement on the Mega Millions website said Wednesday. The holders have not yet been identified.
Final results were not yet available due to "the unprecedented number of Mega Millions tickets purchased for the Tuesday" drawing, the officials said.
www.playfuls.com (archived)

Joke of the day for April 03, 2007 - about the probabilities
Manitoba woman wins $1-million jackpot again, National Post
The odds of winning a lottery are high, but what are the odds of winning more than once?
A Manitoba woman must be exceptionally lucky. Phyllis Thomas of Peguis has scored her second million-dollar prize from the Western Canada Lottery Corporation. Ms. Thomas won her first million dollar jackpot in March 2005.

Joke of the day for November 23, 2004 - about the "winners"

A former parking-garage attendant, Juan Rodriguez bought the ticket for the Nov. 19 2004 Mega Millions drawing just two days after declaring bankruptcy. He had a slew of creditors and only 78 cents in the bank.
Added to the joke, December 6, 2004: "The wife of Mega Millionaire Juan Rodriguez has filed for divorce, demanding her slice of the $149 million jackpot even before the check has been cut to her hubby. That would amount to nearly $30 million, since Juan, who opted for a lump-sum payout, will get about $60 million after taxes."

Notes - updated
2008: "Sex offender wins $57 million lottery jackpot", a joke of type  "about the winner", used to pass to the human cattle the messages: "Sexual crimes pay!" while  mocking how far the illuminati go telling openly to the cattle how they are fooled,

2009: Rigged Megamillions and Euromillions lotteries & apes are 99% human hoax: SAME basic TRICK

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